Bullshit Privacy Policy
The original. Preserved as an artifact.
This page existed before the site did. It's preserved here because deleting things feels wrong, and because sometimes the best privacy policy is one that's honest about not caring about your data because it never had it in the first place.
Privacy Policy
Look, I don't know who you are. I don't want to know who you are. I'm not collecting your data. I'm not selling your data. I don't have your data.
There's no newsletter signup harvesting your email to sell to marketers. There's no "we value your privacy" banner that's actually a lie wrapped in legal language. There's no cookie that follows you around the internet like a desperate ex.
This is a website. You read it. That's it.
If you somehow manage to give me information—like by emailing me—I'll treat it the way a reasonable person treats information: I won't share it with anyone unless there's a good reason, and "making money" isn't a good reason.
The server probably logs your IP address because that's what servers do. I don't look at those logs. I don't care about those logs. They exist because computers do computer things.
If you're really worried about privacy, use a VPN. Or Tor. Or just close the browser tab. I won't know. Because I'm not watching.
This policy will change if I start doing something that requires a real privacy policy. Until then, this is it.
Summary: I don't have your data. I don't want your data. Go read something more interesting.
Want the boring version? Here's the serious privacy policy.